Aaaw, Ab. Congrats, I suppose. You know we could not have worked, you and I. You are British. I am Flamboyant. We are just too different.;-)

This whole “even though I’ve seen yours, so nur!” thing reminds me of kindergarden. During nap time, they piled us all into the same room. The girl near me asked to see my weewee. And said ‘Please’...

At this point in my toddlerhood, I was quite clear on that if someone asks you something and says ‘Please’ you Do it or face Unholy Lecturing Wrath. And so I had no recourse. She had said ‘Please’. You can’t not do something when someone says ‘Please’. So I obligingly pulled out my weewee. Her curiosity sated, she left me alone in my violated confusion.

She repeated the stunt next naptime. Held the metaphorical gun of ‘Please’ to my head. Cornered, I surrendered the sight of my weewee. Again she left me alone, shocked, and flabbergasted.

Etc.

I mentioned the occurences to my mother sometime later, but she took no mind. Bah. I was falling sick with some regularity to, so I probably spent a month or two at home soon after.

And that’s the story of how a girl molested me in kindergarden.:P